10 declarations from an independent

1. Your opinions will be considered more valid as you get older; doesn’t matter that we’re all dipshits.
2. Some think you’re nonchalant because you’re wise; I think you’re nonchalant because you’re emotionally repressed.
3. Every man with a beard is fat.
4. Guys with tiny penises own big guns.
5. People need to stop trying to be different and just be themselves.
6. You can tell a lot about a person from their blog. like how shitty they are at spelling and why their wife left them.
7. One man’s trash is another man’s future divorce.
8. Everyone’s Emo on the inside.
9. It’s sad how anxiety is often caused from a false belief that you matter.
10. Sometimes the best way to make a difference is to go away.

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