Massive SLUG inches from my bed!!!!!!
I wondered why my cat was making such a racket in the middle of the night and reach out to feel the toy- a giant worm, a fat spliff of mucus…a salivating, antennaed monster!!! Aahhhhh, I am paying too much for this shared hole, no?
The gap under the front door two feet from my pillow is leering at me and I am dubious of sleep and the remaining slugs and spiders that await me in helpless slumber…but I’m sleepy shit.