Spending lots of time apartment hunting on craigslist because….umm

Massive SLUG inches from my bed!!!!!!

I wondered why my cat was making such a racket in the middle of the night and reach out to feel the toy- a giant worm, a fat spliff of mucus…a salivating, antennaed monster!!! Aahhhhh, I am paying too much for this shared hole, no?

The gap under the front door two feet from my pillow is leering at me and I am dubious of sleep and the remaining slugs and spiders that await me in helpless slumber…but I’m sleepy shit.

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2 responses to “Spending lots of time apartment hunting on craigslist because….umm

  1. TK

    Yikes! That sounds like a good enough reason to start looking for apartments! Slugs under the door… we need to add that to our already existing comic series http://blog.mapthatpad.com/tag/readytomove

  2. Sounds to me like the landlord should be paying you for the pet sitting work you’re doing for him. Moreover, a bonus cuz you’re staying up all night and working overtime. I guess you’ve a pretty strong reason to break the lease..

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